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August 11, 2007
According to Dennis Shanahan in yesterday's column (thanks Nan), perception is everything. Putting aside for the moment what perceptions the title of the piece, "howard can't lose if he's seen as a winner", were meant to convey, Shanahan argues (via Textor) that "public perceptions and the polls feed off each other". It's an interesting idea that would probably sit nicely in a fashion theory framework, Finklestein's chic theory meets federal politics.
Is it too shallow to suggest that Howard is simply the political equivalent of long socks with sandals? After all, Keating's Zegna suits and antique French clocks are commonly thought to have worked against him, as is Beazley's weight, which is pretty shallow. By a lateral kind of extension, is it just unfashionable to be a Howard supporter?
Working on the assumption that the shallow end of politics and policy-free perceptions are significant, consider the relevance of being perceived as yesterday's man. What self-respecting fashion victim would be caught dead in last season? Or just as bad no matter the style, a passe label?
Shanahan also pointed out that "rattled was a term that recurred in the polling", which should come as no surprise given how often it's been used to describe Howard, his ministers and a few of his media supporters. Rattled has joined the ranks of several labels associated with the House of Howard, many of them quite catchy. Mean and tricky, clever and cunning, whistle and wedge, fear and smear.
It's not beyond possibility that the polls themselves are a signal to the trend conscious that Howard is just not the done thing anymore. Living in chronic fear is outdated. It's hard these days to move Whistle and Wedge even at a fire sale, but of course there's one at every social gathering - one of those tragics stuck in a time warp who can't tell hip hop from reggae, yet not sufficiently removed to be retro. It's cruel, but it's something Howard should understand well, given that built in redundancy is just one part of that glorious beast we call the free market.
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I just rolled my eyes when I read this delusional fairy story yesterday.