November 5, 2007
Assuming that the election campaign keeps trundling along its current course, the programme this week will include the Melbourne Cup tomorrow, which will give commentators lots of opportunities for corny horse racing analogies. Policy and pork barrell announcements will be treated as a side issue while the hot topic will be which horse Howard and Rudd back in the race.
Funding for South Australian roads is due to be announced tomorrow as well, but that could be held off until Wednesday to generate some noise over the interest rate rise. Howard is already in full spin mode on this, but it wouldn't be too surprising if that spin ends in time for Thursday's messages.
Alexander Downer has already been wheeled out this week, playing the heavy hitter role Tone the Abbott miffed last week. Pakistan, South Australia and whatever gems he's uncovered in his friendly chats with refugee and Muslim groups promise a heady mix. It seems logical that if one of the Liberals' two strengths, the economy, isn't working very well they'll go for the other one - national security. So it's likely we'll be blessed with Al's company on the evening news all week.
Saturday is pencilled in as the big campaign launch. This will be the last opportunity the Liberal Party has to access public funds for political purposes without violating any of the caretaker mode conventions, if I understand things right. We'll be going for growth until our senses bleed.
Working families everywhere will suddenly realise the error of their ways and start telling pollsters they were only kidding, or sleepwalking, or not paying attention. Badly educated postmodern youth will understand that this is about the future and, logically, vote for Howard. Environmentalists will understand that job creation can continue unabated in a global toxic swamp.
Perhaps.
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Lynn
on the thread of the Newspoll post at Poll Bludger Dinsdale Piranha makes the following comment: