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August 7, 2008
At last the Australian's We Heart Costello push seems to be petering out. Content on the topic has dwindled from saturation to Dennis Shanahan prevaricating over the thing with a gesture each way. On one hand, Pete will take the job if it's offered nicely, or he'll challenge anyone who challenges Brendan (read Malcolm), but on the other hand, the only gossip to report is that Pete's no more interested now than he's ever been. Darn. And it was all looking so promising a few days ago.
Graham Young quite rightly points out that it's all a bit late now.
If Costello takes the job now it won't make any difference to the outcome of the next election, which will be won by the Labor party. As the Liberal Party rarely rewards leaders for losing, that will see Costello off for good. So Labor gets two wins - the one they would have had, and added to that Costello is taken out for good.
And if he doesn't become leader they still win, because Nelson will probably do worse than Costello would have.
Paul Keating will probably be as disappointed as Glenn Milne to find it was all a media beat up, given the opportunities it would have provided for colourful comment:
KERRY OBRIEN: The, I noticed at the launch today you called Peter Costello a clod hopper.
PAUL KEATING: Isn't he?
So now that that's pretty much out of the way, what will the highly respected heart of the nation do with itself until Brendan gets back? They can hardly spend time and space giving Malcolm Turnbull oxygen.
Back to the same old grindstone it seems, trying to recruit climate change into the culture wars domain and trashing the Enlightenment in the process. Janet enlisted the services of her favourite coloured person for the purpose, as well as Frank Furedi, who's been deploring the moral decline of The West for years now. Cue a column from Furedi explaining how this moral decline makes us all unhappy and it's the fault of education departments everywhere.
It kind of makes you wish there was some substance to the Costello thing. At least that gave them something else to do for a while.
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Gee,
Who cares about Costello? He's so yesterday. He can be found on yesterday's papers even though he reckons he' free to sing his own song any old time. His retro song is 'I wanna be your man', done in a crooning style. For The Australian it is a now a situation of sitting and watching as tears go by as the children play in the evening of the day. Poor conservatives.