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February 25, 2009
In theory, we're about to find out how public awareness of the global economy and its current state plays out in elections. We'll be seeing whether Australians are ready to elect a female Premier, and whether the LNP has legs. All very serious considerations for the seriously inclined.
In practice, this is Queensland, that state that brought you Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, Federal Treasurer Wayne Swan, national treasures Pauline Hanson and Barnaby Joyce, and a lingering affection for Joh Bjelke-Petersen. And we're about to try and inflict Pauline Hanson on the nation again, just in case anyone thought it was safe to write us off as the Ignorable State.
We have the internet thing happening, so everyone can see how technologically savvy we are. This proves that we are the With It State.
We have federally Nationals Senator Barnaby Joyce giving up his weekends to campaign for the state LNP he also belongs to, and anyone else who thinks climate change policy represents an existential threat. We are also the Open Minded About Things State.
We have the incredibly wealthy Clive Palmer suing Premier Anna Bligh for saying his massive donations to the Liberal and National Parties (sometimes they're the LNP, sometimes they're not) have bought him political influence. This says that we are the Transparent State.
We have the Leader of the Opposition pointing out that the global financial crisis is peripheral to the state of the mining royalties-dependent Queensland economy:
With regards to this global financial crisis, it is again the triumph of salesmanship over substance in Queensland where the Government is trying to align an issue which is external, which is only peripheral to what’s happening in Queensland
So we are, in fact, the Economically Independent State.
Peter Garrett, along with others who are not members of parliament, will be taking part in a two-state singalong to raise money for us, because we are also the Partially Flooded State.
Our moisture problems have nothing to do with the Murray Darling thingo, by the way, so nobody should be tempted to think of us as the Water Sharing State.
And we merit a temporary Crikey blog keeping everyone informed of developments on all of this, because we are the Temporarily Interesting and Experimental State.
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Such cynicism Lyn!